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1. DIE TUERME VON SAN GIMIGNANO 7. EIN LUGNEZER IN DER TOSKANA
2. HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE! 8. KOCHBUCH VILLA DEL PINO
3. DER PALIO 9. WELLNESS
4. ICE CUBES AND CHIANTI 10. AUTOCHTONE UND ANDERE GUTE
TROPFEN
5. ICE CUBES AND CHIANTI
(PART DEUX)		 11. DIE EICHENHOLZFRAGE
6. UNITED NATIONS SURVEY 12. LA MILLE MIGLIA A POGGIBONSI
  13. STIVOLL REISEN

NEWS 7 - UNITED NATIONS SURVEY

Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure.

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    		•  In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
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    		•  In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
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    		•  In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
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    		•  In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
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    		•  In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
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    		•  In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
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    		•  And, in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

    Thank you Dagfinn for this one.

    Read in next week’s Pino News:

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    		•  Should Tony Blair get involved in Politics?
    Our exclusive survey.
  •  
    		•  "I-m relying on intelligence"
    President Dubya-s shocking revelations.
  •  
    		•  "We're doing our bit to help world war!"
    From our Holy Land correspondent King Ariel Herod
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    		•  "Today we face an axis of evil stretching across the galaxy, an evil empire led by Darth Bin Vader and his Ozzy Bin Liners and Comanches, intent on destroying our American way of life, our hot dog stands, our apple pie and our Kentucky Fried McMuffins..."
    From "To whom it may concern", George WWIII's war declaration.
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    		•  Taylor-made for you: win your own law or judge by answering our quiz: "Should Silvio B. get involved in the media business?"
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    		•  And:"Sir, we've just found out that we possess weapons of mass destruction! Are we now a rogue state?"
    Sir Colin of P., interrupting the Dickie-Condie-Rumsie-Dubya weekly Big Oil and Weapons Inc. annual report editing meeting.

    1. DIE TUERME VON SAN GIMIGNANO 7. EIN LUGNEZER IN DER TOSKANA
    2. HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE! 8. KOCHBUCH VILLA DEL PINO
    3. DER PALIO 9. WELLNESS
    4. ICE CUBES AND CHIANTI 10. AUTOCHTONE UND ANDERE GUTE
    TROPFEN
    5. ICE CUBES AND CHIANTI
    (PART DEUX)    		 11. DIE EICHENHOLZFRAGE
    6. UNITED NATIONS SURVEY 12. LA MILLE MIGLIA A POGGIBONSI
      13. STIVOLL REISEN




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